“Celly. Hero loves you.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“So… will you go ou’ with him?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Please Cellyyyyy!”

“I’m sorry, Apex, but no.”

“You don’ un’erstand wha’ you’e doin’!”

“I’m saying no to going out with the guy who has a huge, slightly creepy crush on me.”

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